Thursday, 5 January 2012

The world's gonna end this year !!

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!! WELCOME 2012 WID A :) !!

Happy 2012 !! Had a nice start to the year, hopefully it continues...

The buzz is, world's gonna end this year. wow !
Somewhat, even am starting to believe it does. Ok, here's my theory...

Its 20th december 2012. No sign of any asteroids falling to earth. No global warming issue. No Al-quaida threat, no Astronomical displacements of stars and galaxies. Yet, the fear prevails.
Day before thought-to-be-doomsday, what might happen ??
number of fb users reach 700bn, EVERYONE starts commenting what might happen....
"huge crack in front of ma house... DOOMSDAY HERE !! OMG SAVE ME !!", guy puts..
"volcano predicted to erupt near my house 2mrw !! OMG ?? where's rajnikanth !!!! ", another..
"lost my brand new GALAXY S2 :( :( yip doomsday here fa me", someone puts...
"chill out guys, !!", papa yaro haktare... :'(
throughout the world facebook is filled with comments, posts, updates... EVERYONE just EVERYONE on facebook...!!

21-12-2012 !!

All eyes on NDTV, all hands on computer, typing new status, commenting...
SUDDENLY, chaos, shouts, angry spells, everywhere.. !! PPL SHOCKED !!
yes, facebook has CRASHED !! someone said fb will NEVER crash, but IT DID CRASH... ! :O
what happened ?? is it some hackers group, did Al-quaida destroy every server which hosted facebook, maybe Kapil sibal ???

Mark-zuckerberg is under house arrest, FB sux !! shouts everywhere... No repair even after an hour...

some news channel reported, the process can take an entire day or worst a week as the problem is yet to be traced... ONE WHOLE WEEK without facebook !! YES THAT IS THE END OF THE WORLD... !! THE END OF THE 'VIRTUAL WORLD !!!'... no asteroid crash, no volcano eruption... ITS FACEBOOK....

But, everything happens for the good...
In those 7 days, ppl start looking at the 'world'  outside facebook... they actually speak to ppl, spend time with family, friends, colleagues... They'll come to know about the 'world' which existed from a long time, yet went unnoticed...

The new world is "google+" !!!

yaar ene helali, eshte badkolli, nammoru computer bittu aache hogalla !! bedroom ge hegana bandru, internet alle donne hudkodu..... :P lifeu ............. !!

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